19 year old psych major that's overly attached to YouTubers and has a one sided relationship with Ed Sheeran.
“The leg kick before a female starts to twerk symbolizes the shackles of 400 years of slavery and oppression being broken. God bless America”
Adulthood doesn’t mean you stop drinking juice pouches and eating fruit snacks. It means buying your own.
when I’m hungry but too lazy to move
me in other people's showers: what the fuck is going on